Valentine’s Day? F* It, I Have Pizza Tee**

$20.00 USD

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Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Sizing

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve Center Back (in)	Packaging (dz)
S	18	28	15.125	6
M	20	29	16.5	6
L	22	30	18	6
XL	24	31	19.5	6
2XL	26	32	21	6
3XL	28	33	22.375	3
4XL	30	34	23.625	1
5XL	32	35	25	1

* in = Inch
* dz = Dozen

Quantity

Valentine’s Day?
F*** it. I have pizza.

This tee is for anyone choosing comfort food over forced romance. No reservations, no pressure — just carbs, cheese, and peace.

🍕 True love comes in slices
🔥 Zero interest in overpriced roses
🖤 Self-love, but make it cheesy
👕 Perfect for couch dates and delivery nights

Romance is optional.
Pizza is forever.

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