Valentine’s Day? F* It, I Have Pizza Tee**

Valentine’s Day?
F*** it. I have pizza.

This tee is for anyone choosing comfort food over forced romance. No reservations, no pressure — just carbs, cheese, and peace.

🍕 True love comes in slices
🔥 Zero interest in overpriced roses
🖤 Self-love, but make it cheesy
👕 Perfect for couch dates and delivery nights

Romance is optional.
Pizza is forever.