Morning F*ers Tee**

Morning, f***ers.

For those who greet the day with honesty instead of enthusiasm. This tee pairs perfectly with coffee, sarcasm, and minimal conversation.

☕ Zero-energy greetings
🔥 Caffeine before kindness
🖤 Worn best before noon
👕 A cheerful tone… technically

Good morning.
That’s all you’re getting.