I’m Only Here Because My Wife Made Me Come Tee

$20.00 USD

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Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Sizing

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve Center Back (in)	Packaging (dz)
S	18	28	15.125	6
M	20	29	16.5	6
L	22	30	18	6
XL	24	31	19.5	6
2XL	26	32	21	6
3XL	28	33	22.375	3
4XL	30	34	23.625	1
5XL	32	35	25	1

* in = Inch
* dz = Dozen

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I’m only here because my wife made me come.

This tee is for the husbands who showed up on pure obligation and love (mostly obligation). Dry humor, zero shame, and universally relatable.

😌 Honesty level: high
🔥 Marriage humor at its finest
🖤 Worn best with a shrug
👕 A statement, not a complaint

She said go.
So here you are.

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