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If It Walks Like a Duck Tee

If It Walks Like a Duck Tee

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Size
Color
Sizing
Size Width
(in)
Length
(in)
Sleeve Center Back
(in)
Packaging
(dz)
S 18 28 15.125 6
M 20 29 16.5 6
L 22 30 18 6
XL 24 31 19.5 6
2XL 26 32 21 6
3XL 28 33 22.375 3
4XL 30 34 23.625 1
5XL 32 35 25 1

* in = Inch
* dz = Dozen

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…
YOU’RE DRUNK.
Ducks don’t talk.

Featuring a visibly drunk duck wobbling along, this tee delivers classic logic with a hilarious twist. It’s playful, absurd, and made for laughs, not lectures.

🦆 Questionable logic, solid conclusion
🍻 Drunk-duck energy
😌 Humor over seriousness
👕 Best worn at parties, BBQs, and bad decisions

Science was attempted.
Results were… drunk.

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