I may look calm,
but in my head I’ve attacked you 3,000 times.
Featuring an angry duck in a helmet, sword in one wing and shield in the other, this tee is pure cartoon chaos. It’s not about violence — it’s about the very active internal monologue that never makes it out loud.
🦆 Battle-ready imagination
🛡️ Defensive sarcasm mode
🔥 Thoughts vs. actions (thoughts are wild)
👕 For people who choose peace… externally
