I don't like morning people

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“I Don’t Like Morning People… or Mornings… or People” Tee

For those who greet the day with a groan and a coffee mug, this tee speaks fluent sarcasm. Featuring a delightfully disheveled cartoon dog clutching caffeine like a lifeline, this design captures the mood of every non-morning soul with unapologetic charm.

🐾 Product Highlights

• Premium cotton for maximum comfort during minimum interaction

• Bold, expressive illustration with rich color detailing

• Clean white backdrop to let the message shine

• Unisex fit for introverts of all shapes and sizes

Whether you're dodging small talk or just surviving sunrise, this shirt makes your stance crystal clear—no need for words when your wardrobe does the talking.

🛍️ Shop Now – Because Mornings Are Optional Available exclusively in our store. Limited stock. Maximum attitude.