Gardening

🌿 Witch in the Dirt: Planting Peace, Not Problems 🧙♀️🖤 She’s got a trowel, a black cat, and a bubbling urge to stay out of prison. This tee is for the witches who channel their chaos into compost. With pumpkins, bats, and a smirk that says “I’ve considered alternatives,” Witch in the Dirt is your go-to for spooky serenity and soil-based self-care.

🖤 Soft enough for moonlit mulching

🖤 Bold enough to make your coven cackle

🖤 Perfect for Halloween parties, garden strolls, or just flexing your floral fury

Whether you're planting herbs or burying grudges, this shirt says: I garden because murder is wrong—and I look fabulous doing it. So grab yours now and let your spooky season bloom with sass.