Christmas Calories Don't Count

🍪🎅 Christmas Calories Don’t Count.

💪 Because between cookies, cocoa, and second helpings — we all know the rules don’t apply in December. This tee is your official holiday excuse to eat, drink, and be very merry.

✨ Hilarious, festive design that always gets a laugh
✨ Soft, comfy cotton blend perfect for holiday feasts
✨ Great for parties, family photos, or gift exchanges

Wear it to dinner, dessert, or anywhere you plan to “sample” the whole menu — because this season, calories are not invited to the party.